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Pretty much sums it up ♥

Posted by: Gia Portfolio on: February 14, 2012

The Things People Tell You About Yourself

Posted by: Gia Portfolio on: February 1, 2012

He made me believe that he knew me better than I knew myself. He had been studying me for 10 years and had a gift for the written word. I believed what he wrote (many, many poems) and said about me—whether it was when he loved me or when he was very angry with me—I believed [...]

The Boyfriend Breakfast Sandwich

Posted by: Gia Portfolio on: December 29, 2011

One of my promiscuous former co-workers, much my senior, told me, “Don’t you dare ever make him breakfast. That effs with your emotions. That is you f*ing with your own head. You have just crossed that fine line right there when you start cooking breakfast.” This also applies to going out for breakfast or any [...]

Subconsciously, They Know

Posted by: Gia Portfolio on: October 20, 2011

Ever since I started having regular s-e-x again, it’s like men can smell it on me or something. Not literally!—I always shower before leaving the house—but something, something is definitely going on. I don’t think I look, act, or dress any differently than I always have, but men are all over me. From my block to [...]

…Or An Age?

Posted by: Gia Portfolio on: July 17, 2011

(Written in March 2011, Sequel to What’s In A Name?) I just found out that my latest lover graduated high school the year I graduated college. I’m having a slight panic attack. He seems my age or older, maturity-wise, career-level-wise, and in all his mannerisms and topics of conversation. So even though he looks not a [...]

Perma-Smile

Posted by: Gia Portfolio on: June 9, 2011

I think most ladies have experienced this. I won’t speak on behalf of men, because while they may experience feelings of the exact same nature, I doubt theirs manifest themselves quite this way. So here it is, one of the fascinating involuntary expressions of the female: The Perma-smile. This is when a gal goes throughout [...]

Rated Ex

Posted by: Gia Portfolio on: May 1, 2011

It’s A Dangerous Gamble, But Sometimes Ex Sex Is The Best Sex. Written By Gillian Telling (Originally printed in Maxim, December 2010) One of the shadiest things I ever did in college was sleep with two different guys in one day. Morally questionable, sure, but you see, one of them didn’t really count. He was [...]

Proximity

Posted by: Gia Portfolio on: February 16, 2011

Lately I’ve been running my mouth off to my single girl friends about how proximity is everything. I had been dating a guy who was all-around fantastic, definitely a keeper. I really could’ve and still could become infatuated with him—if he lived closer, that is. But he lives in Connecticut. The drive is under an hour, [...]

What’s in a Name?

Posted by: Gia Portfolio on: January 6, 2011

A few years ago, I dated a guy named Carl. I cringe even typing that out. See, Carl was great and all, but I just couldn’t get over the fact that his name was Carl. What an unsexy name. As a romance magazine editor, I constantly have to change the names of characters so they [...]



  • Gia Portfolio: Believe me, I'm not! I think that's my issue... who was the narcissist? I loved being a muse and took full advantage, but once he realized I didn't lo
  • Suzanne Kellow: Don't beat yourself up. You were dating a classic narcissist. A certain type of toxic person who knows how to "hook, line and sink" their prey. The
  • Gia Portfolio: Haha yes; he had two.
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