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Booty Call Rules

Posted on: February 4, 2011

I’m completely twitter-challenged, but this recent trending topic had a several points worth repeating. (Thanks, Cosmo magazine!)

 

 

*Park two blocks over from the crib. I got spys.

*U can’t leave hickies above the shoulders

*Leave before the blizzard starts!

*It’s a friendship not a relationship.

*No you can’t come to the family cookout.

*Don’t even bother texting me “Happy Valentine’s Day”. What kind of operation you think this is??

*The closest you’re getting to a date is dinner and a movie…you eat me, while I watch you do it. Hope you’re hungry.

*U not getting no r n b or love songs … Only sounds u going to hear are tv infomercials or sports center

*No cuddling after

What are your rules?

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