Things I Learned from the “Real” Housewives of New Jersey Last Night

A. Albie secured an apartment in Hoboken. Now it’s even easier for me to try to hit that than when I tried to get my cousin to introduce me to him.

B. Triple knuckle rings exist! I am behind the times with my double-knuckles. I also feel a lot less bad about losing my zebra double on Friday. So winter season, apparently.

C. No matter what, you can never buy class (so unfortunate for oh so many; I pity you), and this is proven most obviously when you cannot speak properly, even if you’re on a popular show where you would hope publicists or other people making a dime off of your back would be watching out for your public image. The editor in me cries myself to sleep thinking about how I could triple your profits.

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