Can a real relationship develop from one that began as strictly a sexual, friends-with-benefits one? “Yes, absolutely,” said one of my friends. “It’s unconventional, but I’ve definitely seen it happen that way. I know a couple that started out as a one night stand and ended up married. Of course, they have a different way […]
One particular holiday weekend, where many events and parties transpired, I experienced something I’ve never experienced before and am quite ashamed to admit: Sex envy. Sex envy, quite simply, is when everyone around you is suddenly getting laid and therefore, you feel that you must too. The first night of this holiday weekend, we had […]
I’m a bit sick of movies that have these romantic, will-stop-at-nothing-to-get-one-certain-girl-even-if-she’s-crazy guys in them. In real life, there are few of these fairy-tale princes. I’m not bashing guys; I’m simply saying that the guys in this generation don’t chase—not that much, anyway. They are more likely to just move on to the next target. After […]
True Italians are not from New Jersey TV shows, or grew up on Long Island or Brooklyn (i.e., have no manners, have those HIDEOUS accents, and look as trashy as they sound). Stereotypes are useful, but they misrepresent real Italians, as in those from Italy. Let’s go to real Italy: Italian proper. You probably know […]
I think most ladies have experienced this. I won’t speak on behalf of men, because while they may experience feelings of the exact same nature, I doubt theirs manifest themselves quite this way. So here it is, one of the fascinating involuntary expressions of the female: The Perma-smile. This is when a gal goes throughout […]
We painted these walls ourselves tore off that yellowing paper scraped the glue base coat top coat Sealed our new love The clock has moved infinitely around its face since then when we were one Now chipped paint cracks in the wall we neglected to preserve Our Love has no recording in history.