Nail Polishes have increasingly clever names since the dawn of creatively naming colors.

Head Mistress

Size Matters

Starter Wife

Shattered Souls

Topless & Barefoot

Whack

Naughty Nautical

No More Waity Katie

Teal The Cows Come Home

Limo-Scene

Turquoise & Caicos

Good Man-darin is Hard to Find

Haute in the Heat

Swagger Like Us

Tart With A Heart

Imported Bubbly

Play Date

Madison Ave-Hue

Berry Naughty

Butler Please

Bikini So Teeny

Lacy Not Racy

Big Spender

Adore A Ball

After School Boy Blazer

Skirting The Issue

Peach Side Babe

Status Symbol

After School

Orange, It’s Obvious!

Vanity Fairest

Trophy Wife

Midnight Cami

 

The last is my new favorite Essie, because it looks good…and feels oh-so-good.