The Stroller Mafia

No offense to moms with babies and toddlers, but seriously, I think you are going to kill me. I used to be more afraid of NYC bicycles than NYC taxis. Now I’ve realized that I have a whole new monster (momster?) to deal with: aggressive strollers. While I had transported way before the crowd toContinue reading “The Stroller Mafia”

Those Boys You Thought Were SOOO Hot

Some people get more tragic with age. So many older boys I seriously crushed on in high school are seriously not hot now that they’re adults. Adding to inevitable hair-loss or weight gain or what have you, some guys never really grow up, acting like frat boys when they are 35+. Age doesn’t favor manyContinue reading “Those Boys You Thought Were SOOO Hot”

Weddings Just Don’t Do Marriages Justice

Let’s talk weddings, as well as the sharing of photos on social media. Some of the pictures are beautiful, yet many make me cringe. Bad hair, bad makeup, ugly bridesmaid dresses…and then venues that are generic and only face-lifted by flowers and lighting. The dance floor pictures are by far the worst. It’s like prom (andContinue reading “Weddings Just Don’t Do Marriages Justice”

Girl Crush! (es) in Levels

I love girls. Because here’s the TRUTH: Girls are prettier than boys. While I have no interest in making out with a female, I am the first to say a woman is gorgeous. It could be that she’s genetically blessed and/or well-groomed. Nota bene: Those things are tossed out the window if she has negative energy.Continue reading “Girl Crush! (es) in Levels”

Thoughts on Marriage

Would you stick to the same company, car, house, phone or computer for your entire life? What about your friends? People grow and evolve and have different experiences, and things change over time: feelings, opinions. We don’t always grow together, so I refuse to wrap my head around the idea of marriage. It’s hard work.Continue reading “Thoughts on Marriage”

Sleepover Parties For Adults

My friend recently complained that she missed sleepovers. Hello! Just because we’re older doesn’t mean we can’t have them. Heck, my mother’s sisters threw a swanky sleepover party for her for her fiftieth birthday, no husbands allowed. Bachelorette parties are usually of this type…unless a girl in your crowd invites a guy for the night…butContinue reading “Sleepover Parties For Adults”

25 Signs You’re Not Ready To Settle Down

After reading a very poorly executed article my brother shared on “the book,” I decided to take the concept and create a better list. I kept a few tidbits, but essentially rewrote the entire thing. I present to you the G version of “25 Signs You’re Not Ready To Settle Down”: Click below to continueContinue reading “25 Signs You’re Not Ready To Settle Down”